This here story is about that high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, you know, them fancy watches. I heard folks talking ’bout ’em down at the market. Seems like everyone and their brother wants one these days. They say it’s the real deal, but I tell ya, it ain’t! It’s a fake, a good fake, but still a fake. I seen a lot of things in my day, and I can tell you, this watch, it’s somethin’ else.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I know a thing or two about a good deal. And let me tell ya, buyin’ one of these Rolex Submariner online? That’s like throwin’ your money in the well. I heard it’s like buying a pig in a poke. You don’t know what you are gonna get until you get it. Could be good, could be bad.
They got this here online store, sellin’ these watches. They say they’re just like the real ones. Shiny and all that. They say it’s the best watch in the world. They say it is what all the rich folks wear. But I don’t know about that, now. They got pictures and all, lookin’ all fancy. But pictures can be tricky, you know? I seen a picture of a mule, once, they made it look like a racehorse.
My neighbor’s boy, he got one of them Rolex watches. He’s always showin’ it off. Said he got it online. Paid a pretty penny for it too. Said it was the best money he ever spent. Told me all about it. How it shines. How it tells the time. Like a watch is supposed to do somethin’ else? He don’t know nothin’.
- They say these Rolex Submariner are the best.
- They say everyone wants one.
- This online store got ’em.
- But is it a good deal? I don’t know.
Now, this here Black Submariner, that’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about. Black as a moonless night, they say. Supposed to be real tough, like a good pair of work boots. I seen a real one once. Man was wearin’ it down at the feed store. Looked heavy. Looked expensive. This fella, he was showin’ it off like a prize rooster.
I heard these watches, the real ones, they last forever. Like a good cast iron skillet. But these here high imitation ones? Who knows. Might last a year, might last a week. It’s a gamble, like playin’ cards with old man Jebediah down at the general store. You never know what he’s holdin’.
They got all sorts of these watches on that online store. Different colors, different styles. They even got one they call the “Hulk.” I reckon it’s green. Green like a frog. They say it’s popular. I don’t know why. Don’t nobody want a watch that’s the color of a frog.
If you ask me, you’re better off savin’ your money. Buy somethin’ useful. Like a new plow, or a good milk cow. Or a new pair of shoes. Somethin’ that’ll last, somethin’ you can count on. Or maybe just a regular watch. One that tells the time and don’t cost you an arm and a leg. That’s what I always say.
- Black Submariner, that’s the popular one.
- Real Rolex watches, they supposed to last forever.
- These fake ones? Who knows.
- That online store, they got all kinds.
My grandson, he showed me how to look at these things on the computer. That inner-net thing. It’s a whole other world in there. He told me all about these Rolex watches, how they’re a status symbol. I told him a good pair of boots is a status symbol. Keeps your feet dry. That’s important.
These luxury watches, I guess they’re nice and all. But are they worth it? I mean, for the price of one of them things, you could buy a whole flock of chickens. And chickens, they give you eggs. What does a fancy watch give you? Just the time. And you can get that from a sundial if you really need it. That’s what we used to do. Didn’t need no fancy watch.
This Rolex Submariner, it’s the most copied watch in the world, they say. Everybody wants to make a fake one. I reckon it’s ’cause everyone wants to look like they got money. But there’s more to life than lookin’ rich, I tell ya. There’s hard work, and family, and a good harvest.
So, before you go spendin’ your hard-earned money on some high imitation Rolex Black Submariner from some online store, you think about what I said. Think about what you really need. Think about that new plow, or that milk cow. Or them chickens. Think about it real good.
This whole thing, it reminds me of a story. My old pa used to tell it. About a man who bought a golden goose. Thought he was gettin’ rich. Turned out, it was just a regular goose, painted gold. Don’t be that man. Don’t buy no painted goose. You hear? This counterfeit goods, it ain’t worth it.
I reckon that’s all I got to say about that. Just remember, a fool and his money are soon parted. And that’s the truth, whether you’re buyin’ a watch or a watermelon. Just be careful out there. Especially on that inner-net. It’s full of folks tryin’ to sell you somethin’ you don’t need. Like a high imitation Rolex Black Submariner. Or a green watch called the Hulk. Lord have mercy. It is the best watch if you want to look like you got money. But is it worth it? You decide.
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