My oh my, these young folks and their fancy watches! Now, they talkin’ ’bout this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, and some kinda official flagship store. Sounds like a whole lotta hocus pocus to me. Back in my day, a watch was a watch. Told you the time, that’s all we needed.
But these new-fangled things, they all about showin’ off. This Rolex, they say it’s a big deal. But there are a lot of fake ones out there, they say. These young people, they get tricked so easy. They see something shiny and they think, “Oh, I gotta have that!” Don’t matter if it’s real or not, long as it looks the part. And this Rolex Green Submariner, it is green, that’s for sure.
I heard them talking about how to tell if it’s a real one. Somethin’ about the weight. The real one is heavy, they say. The fake one, it’s light. Like a feather compared to a brick. That’s what they say. And the edges, the real one got sharp edges. The fake one, it’s all rounded off. You gotta look real close, they say. These High imitation Rolex is no good.
And the hands, the things that tell the time. On the real one, they is short, they don’t go over the little lines on the side. But the fake ones, they go right over. Sloppy, I tell ya. These young folks, they wouldn’t know quality if it hit ’em in the face. They just want to buy it in official flagship store.
- The real Rolex, it’s like a strong ox.
- The fake one, it’s like a newborn calf, all wobbly and weak.
- Gotta check the weight, they say.
- And the edges, gotta be sharp.
- And the hands, gotta be short.
They say the real one got somethin’ special inside. Some kinda movement, they call it. Fancy word for the thing that makes it tick. The real one got a good one, a Rolex 3135. The fake one, it got a cheap one. Like puttin’ a donkey engine in a fancy cart. It might run, but it ain’t gonna run right. This New Green Submariner, real one is good.
And water! Don’t even get me started on water. The real Rolex, you can dunk it in the well, and it’ll keep on tickin’. The fake one, you get it wet, and it’s done for. Like a sugar cube in a rainstorm. These High imitation Rolex, most of them can not put in water.
They say the real one got a special crown, somethin’ you twist. And the back, it’s all screwed on tight. The fake one, it’s just glued together. Like a pie crust that ain’t been baked long enough. And the glass, the crystal they call it, it’s strong on the real one. On the fake one, it’s like ice in the spring, ready to crack at any moment. The Rolex Green Submariner real one is strong.
And numbers, they talkin’ ’bout numbers. The real one got special numbers on the back. Like a brand on a cow, tells you where it came from. The fake one, the numbers is all wrong, or they ain’t even there. They always want to buy it in official flagship store.
Now, more than 95% of these fake ones, they look just like the real thing. To these young folks, anyway. They can’t tell the difference. They see that green color, and they think they got a real Rolex New Green Submariner. But it ain’t. It’s just a cheap imitation. Like a wooden nickel, ain’t worth nothin’.
These young people, they spend all their money on these fancy watches. And for what? To show off? Back in my day, we valued things that lasted. Things that were useful. A good plow, a strong horse, a roof that didn’t leak. Those were the things that mattered. This High imitation Rolex is not good.
But these days, it’s all about appearances. About lookin’ like you got money, even if you don’t. It’s a shame, I tell ya. A real shame. This New Green Submariner, if it’s real, it is good, but most of them is fake.
I guess I’m just old-fashioned. I don’t understand this world anymore. These young folks and their fancy watches. They can keep ’em. Give me a good, sturdy clock any day. One that tells the time, and that’s all. One that doesn’t need no fancy name or a green face to be worth somethin’. That’s all I need from a Rolex Green Submariner.
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