This here’s ’bout them fancy High imitation Rolex Black Submariner watches. You see ’em all over, them shiny things. Folks talkin’ ’bout the official store, and whatnot. Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a whole mess of stuff.
First off, these Rolex things, they’re s’posed to be somethin’ special. Made with the best stuff, they say. Like, the best of the best. But who really knows? I seen watches, and I seen watches, and sometimes the cheap ones work just as good as them highfalutin ones.
Rolex Submariner, that’s what they call this one. Black, like the bottom of a well on a moonless night. And they got other ones, too, I hear. Daytona, Datejust, sounds like a fancy party if you ask me.
Now, they got this “official flagship store,” where you s’posed to get the real deal. But these days, who knows what’s real anymore? People copyin’ everything. They call these copies “clones.” Sounds like somethin’ out of a science picture show.
- They say these clone things got elegance.
- They say they work good.
- They say they’re perfect.
Perfect for what, I don’t know. Keepin’ time, I reckon. But my old clock keeps time just fine, and it ain’t cost me a fortune.
These Rolex folks, they got a whole bunch of these Submariner clones. They make a big fuss about the selection. Like pickin’ out the best hog at the county fair. You look ’em over, check ’em out, make sure you gettin’ your money’s worth. But it’s all just watches, ain’t it? Tell the time, that’s all.
They got places where you can find these Rolex things. Official retailers, they call ’em. Supposed to be experts, give you advice and all that. I reckon they just wanna sell you a watch. Same as anyone else, just with a fancier title.
They tellin’ everyone to shop now. Get your High imitation Rolex, they say. Style, functionality that’s the talk. A first copy they say, a real good one. Like the real one, but not. It’s all a puzzle to me. This watch is just like the real thing but ain’t? How’s that work?
But it’s all about that Rolex name, ain’t it? Like havin’ a fancy brand on your overalls. Makes you feel important, I guess. But overalls is overalls, and a watch is a watch. This Rolex Black Submariner ain’t gonna make you a better person, just a person with a lighter wallet.
I seen folks with these fancy watches. They strut around like they own the whole town. But they still put their pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. Don’t let ’em fool ya, these Rolex watches ain’t magic.
They say these watches are from Switzerland. That’s supposed to mean somethin’. Like Swiss cheese, I guess. But I had cheese from right here in our own county that tasted just as good. Don’t matter where it comes from, it’s how it’s made.
But I will say, they sure are shiny. Catch the light real nice. Like a new penny. But a penny don’t buy much these days, and neither does a fancy watch, ‘cept maybe some bragging rights.
So, if you got the money to burn, and you want a High imitation Rolex Black Submariner from the official flagship store, well, that’s your business. But don’t come cryin’ to me when it don’t make you king of the world. It’s just a watch, same as any other. Just a whole lot more expensive.
These young folks, they’re all about these brands. Gotta have the right name on everything. Back in my day, we didn’t care ’bout that. We cared ’bout things that worked, things that lasted. A good watch was a good watch, didn’t matter what name was on it.
Now, they got me talkin’ ’bout watches. I got better things to do than worry ’bout some fancy Rolex Submariner. I got chores to do, and chickens to feed. And my old clock’s tellin’ me it’s time to get to work. So, I’m gonna go do that. You folks can keep on talkin’ ’bout your fancy watches. Me, I’m gonna go live my life.
You see these folks with them Rolex watches, you tell ’em I said hello. And you tell ’em they should spend their money on somethin’ that really matters. Like good food, or a strong roof over their head. That’s what’s important. Not some shiny thing on your wrist.
One more thing, these watches ain’t got no mods’ approval, whatever that means. Sounds fishy to me. Like they hidin’ somethin’. Just be careful, that’s all I’m sayin’. Don’t get fooled by all the fancy words and shiny things. Use your head. That’s what it’s there for.
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