This here, this Rolex watch, they call it a Submariner. Black as a moonless night, it is. No numbers on it, just dots, like them stars in the sky. I ain’t never seen a real one, just pictures, you know? But this here one, it’s a high imitation, they say. Looks just like the real deal, my grandson, he told me.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout fancy luxury watches. My old man, he had a pocket watch, a Timex. Kept good time, it did. But these Rolex things, they’re somethin’ else. Cost more than my whole house, I reckon! But this one, this high imitation, it ain’t so bad. You could fool most folks with it, I bet.
The real ones, they’re for them rich folks, them fancy fellas with their shiny cars and big houses. I seen ’em on the TV, wearin’ these shiny watches. They go divin’ with ’em, they say. Dive down deep in the ocean. Me, I just dip my toes in the creek, that’s all the divin’ I need. And this here Rolex Submariner black no date, well, the real one, you can dive right in with it, so I hear.
This fake one, though, this high imitation, I wouldn’t go swimmin’ with it. Probably fall apart in the water. But it looks good, sittin’ there on your wrist. Like you’re somebody important. Makes you feel a little fancy, even if you ain’t. Like puttin’ on your Sunday best, even if it’s just a Tuesday.
They say the real Rolex Submariner, it’s got a date thing on it. A little window that tells you the day. This one don’t. They call it “no-date.” Just like my old calendar, the one I gotta flip the pages on. Don’t need no fancy watch to tell me the date. I got my ways, I do. Just look at the sun, that’s all you need.
But if you want a Rolex Submariner no date, and don’t got the money for the real one, then maybe this high imitation is for you. It’s a good price. Cheaper than them fancy stores, I know that much. They told me it’s the best price. I don’t know if that’s true, but it seems good.
You can buy these things online, I think. Or maybe in them city markets, where they sell all kinds of things. I saw a fella once, sellin’ watches out of a suitcase. Probably had some of these in there. Just be careful, you know? Don’t want no one cheatin’ you. Make sure you are buyin’ a good one. Not some cheap junk that’ll break in a week.
Here’s what I know about these watches:
- Rolex Submariner – That’s the name, like I said.
- Black – Black as coal, this one is.
- No Date – Ain’t got no date window. Just the time.
- High Imitation – Looks real, but it ain’t.
- Good Price – Cheaper than the real one, they say.
- Best prices on the real one is out there too.
- Rolex is a brand of luxury watches.
If you’re lookin’ for a Rolex Submariner, a real one, you gotta be careful. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to sell you a fake. They’ll tell you it’s real, but it ain’t. You gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. Me, I wouldn’t know the difference. But my grandson, he knows. He reads all them magazines about watches. He could tell you.
He told me that these watches, they hold their value. That means you can sell ’em later for a good price. Like gold, he said. But I don’t know ’bout that. I’d rather have a good piece of land than a fancy watch. Land you can grow things on. Can’t grow nothin’ on a watch.
This Rolex Submariner no date black, it’s a pretty thing, though. I gotta admit. Shiny and new. Even if it is a fake. Makes you feel a little special, wearin’ it. Like you’re part of somethin’ bigger. Part of that fancy world, even if it’s just for a little while. They call them luxury watches for a reason I guess.
So, if you want a little piece of that fancy, and you ain’t got a lot of money, maybe this high imitation Rolex Submariner is for you. Just remember what I said. Be careful who you buy it from. And don’t go jumpin’ in the pool with it. It might not like that too much. But on your wrist, it sure does look nice. Like a little piece of the good life, right there on your arm. Just don’t let it go to your head, now. It’s still just a watch, even if it does say Rolex on it.
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