Well, look at this, a fancy bag they call “Prada Galleria.” Sounds like some kind of Italian food, huh? This one, they say it’s “small,” but I bet it costs a big pile of money. It’s made of that Saffiano leather, whatever that means. Prada Galleria bag, they keep saying. Must be important. That’s the keyword.
They say this Prada, whoever he is, started a long time ago, 1913 or somethin’. Opened a shop in a fancy place in Italy. They call it a “shopping arcade.” Sounds like where them young folks play video games. This Prada Galleria bag, it’s supposed to be like that place. Paying homage, they call it. I reckon it just means it’s tryin’ to be like the old days. Prada, that’s a name you hear a lot if you care about leather handbags. They sell a bunch, I’ll tell you what.
This bag, this Small Prada Galleria bag, it ain’t made of that old, soft leather that gets all wrinkled and comfy. They say it’s “treated and embossed.” Sounds like they beat it up with a hammer or somethin’. Don’t get that patina, whatever that is. Must be one of them things them city folk like. This kind of leather, it is called “Saffiano leather”. They are all about Saffiano leather for this bag.
- This bag, this Prada Galleria bag, it’s been around since 2007. That’s a long time for a bag, ain’t it?
- They say it’s for “chic, thinking women.” I guess that means it ain’t for the likes of me, huh?
- They say it hasn’t changed much. Stubborn, they call it. Like my old mule, bless her heart.
They got all kinds of these bags, I reckon. Big ones, small ones, all kinds of colors. But this one, it’s the Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag. That’s a mouthful, ain’t it? Bet it costs more than my whole darn house. This is a luxury fashion, for sure. That’s all I hear from the news.
They say you can buy it from some fancy stores. Saks OFF 5TH, whatever that is. Sounds like a place where they sell things that ain’t quite right. Maybe they got a scratch or somethin’. But even there, it’s probably gonna cost you an arm and a leg. This Small Prada Galleria is not cheap. And I heard they sell it online, too. ShopStyle, they call that. All these names are making my head spin. I just look it up on the internet, and found official flagship store. Maybe that’s better.
Saffiano leather, they keep sayin’ that. Must be some kind of special leather. They say it’s “genuine leather.” Well, I should hope so, for that price! This kind of leather is good. They say it can be used to make all kind of things. This bag has double handles. They say 5″ drop. I don’t know what that means, maybe how far it hangs down? And it’s got a removable strap. So you can carry it however you like, I guess. This Small Prada Galleria bag, it sure has a lot of features, huh?
This Prada company, they make all kinds of things. Shoes, clothes, travel stuff. I reckon they got somethin’ for everyone, if you got the money. They call it “ready-to-wear.” I guess that means you can just put it on right out of the store. I only know this because my granddaughter told me. She’s always talking about these luxury fashion brands. It’s all the rage, apparently.
- This Prada Galleria bag, it’s a big deal, I guess.
- Lots of folks want one, specially the small one.
- They say it’s a classic. Like my old rocking chair, but probably a lot more expensive.
I seen some other bags they make. One was called a “Re-Nylon Messenger Bag.” Sounds like somethin’ from a space movie, don’t it? That one, they say it costs a fortune, too. Over 400,000 somethin’, whatever that means. And they say you gotta wait 5-10 days to get it. For that kind of money, I’d want it right now! This one is not the Small Prada Galleria. They say it can be returned. I guess even rich folks change their minds sometimes.
Well, I guess that’s all I know about this Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag. It’s a fancy bag for fancy folks, that’s for sure. If you’re looking for leather handbags from official flagship store, maybe this is for you. Me, I’ll stick to my old tote bag. It may not be pretty, but it gets the job done. And it didn’t cost me a month’s wages, neither! This luxury fashion is a bit too rich for my blood. That’s all I gotta say about that.
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